How would my boyfriend and I be finished off in a typical 80's slasher movie?

My boyfriend and I both love slasher movies and we know we would
defiantly be killed in one.
The question is how?

We both are closet gays, and would likely go to an abandon camp to
have some privacy :-)
We would blaze for sure, and probably take some ecstasy.
We are also both pretty cocky, him the most as he is the top, so we
are doomed to get a brutal death scene.

So who can write the best death scene?
Who ever can give us the most brutal and painful death, which we
deserve will win the 10 points.

So send us to hell!